SLYTHERIN
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Name: Helena Aristocrat, well not really, but whatever.
Age: 22
Sex: Female
Status: Taken.
Orientation: Bisexual

WOLOLO FAMILY:
Raty: My girlfriend, the Jensen to my Jared.
Chucky: My daughter.
Trixibelle: My fif.
Sundayriver: My mom.

MY EDITS 1 & 2 | MY GIFS 1 & 2

Music: Avenged Sevenfold, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance (Old MCR, though), Negative, HIM, Crashdiet, Reckless Love, Aiden, Versailles, Bullet For My Valentine, Good Charlotte (Their old stuff), The Used, Epica, Wednesday 13, Murderdolls, Hardcore Superstar, Linkin Park, Turisas.



Favorite people: Zacky Vengeance, Synyster Gates, M Shadows, Johnny Christ, The Rev, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Robert Sheehan, Rupert Grint, Tom Felton, Nikki Sixx, Ville Valo, Michael Fassbender, Ben Barnes, Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Johnny Knoxville, Hugh Jackman, Bradley Cooper, Johnny Depp.

OTPs: J2, Wincest, Rupert Grint/Robert Sheehan, Ben Barnes/Robert Sheehan, Sherlock/John (BBC), Dugera, Synacky, Bradstin (Bradley Cooper/Justin Bartha) Dron, Tupert, Zosan.

TV Shows: Supernatural, Misfits, Sherlock, The Big Bang Theory, Friends, Fame, Queer as Folk, Breaking In, HEX, Will & Grace, My Wife and The Kids.


Little stalker(s)
Theme made by Igiko


When your parents actually believe that you’re the only human being who stays on the computer all day..

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